This post comes from an ESPN Fantasy Baseball Forums thread about McCain versus Obama. A user called "ddroe20" sets to out to say one thing. Multiple things later, this user gets to the most important thing:
"I will say one thing: I wouldnt vote for somebody who was a commnuity organizer, and a member of the senate for 173 days. Ever. I remember 9/11 (tomorrow is 7 year anniversary FYI), and I value my freedom, my right to what I earn, and my guns.
If Obama gets elected, and Im afraid he will, as there are more dumb voters than intelligent voters out there, than we are in trouble with national security, international policy. And his economic policy to get us out of a so called recession - it will sink us even further. I dont want my taxes going to pay some bum who lives off of welfare, and doesnt work a lick."
There are many things to love about this post, chief among them being ddroe20's dogged refusal to bow to that most liberal of punctuation marks: the apostrophe and his/her ability to hit all the most important conservative bases: 9/11, freedom, guns, taxes, and welfare. It's easy to tune out, thinking that we've heard it all before. But ddroe20 rewards us richly for sticking with this post:
"I think you get my jist. Obama is too unqualified. You know the last person in power that was a great speaker and nothing else? Mr Adolf Hitler."That's right, folks. Ddroe20 could carry on with the laundry list of reasons the country's in the shitter if Obama is elected, but s/he doesn't have to. S/he knows we get his jist (only liberals spell it with a "g"). The more important point to make, here, is the heretofore unremarked-upon similarities between Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama. Thank you, ddroe20. Thank you.
1 comment:
Well done, JC. But the anger is still strong in you. Remember, inappropriate news comments are not going to harm you; they're just inappropriate and often hilarious.
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